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PING!BASEBALL TOP 30
2010 PRESEASON RANKINGS
Since Ping!Baseball is all about college baseball and student athletes, we thought we'd mix in a little education with your information. Thus we present the 2010 Ping!Baseball Haiku Preview.
For the uninitiated, a haiku is a form of Japanese poetry consisting of three lines and a total of 17 syllables. The first and third lines are five syllables long and the second is seven. If you prefer your information with just the nuts and bolts and without the flowery language, just click on “more” after each haiku. There you can get a snapshot about each team and its 2010 potential in plain ol' English.
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| TEAMS 1-10 • 11-20 • 21-30 |
| Rank |
Final 2009 |
Team |
Comment |
| 11 |
5 |
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ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
These Hogs win dirty
Not by cheating. Hard nosed ball.
That's how they kick it.
(more)
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| 12 |
15 |
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CLEMSON TIGERS
Like the Salahis
Tigers want to crash party.
Paint Omaha orange.
(more)
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| 13 |
14 |
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LOUISVILLE CARDINALS
Despite large losses
Cardinals will be smokin' hot.
Like that chick from "V".
(more) |
| 14 |
NR |
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SAN DIEGO TOREROS
Team disappointed
Like Indiana Jones IV.
Aliens?... Really?...
(more)
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| 15 |
NR |
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OREGON STATE BEAVERS
Frail offensive team
Wins ugly - like Susan Boyle
Better legs, pitching.
(more)
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| 16 |
23 |
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COASTAL CAROLINA CHANTICLEERS
Speedy teal roosters
Have green light on the basepaths.
Race to Rosenblatt?
(more)
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| 17 |
19 |
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VANDERBILT COMMODORES
Loaded 'Dore lineup
Scores like Robert Pattinson
At soccer mom bash.
(more)
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| 18 |
11 |
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OLE MISS REBELS
It's hard to believe.
No Rebels in Omaha
Since Nixon was Prez.
(more) |
| 19 |
13 |
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TCU HORNED FROGS
Stout staff and defense
Makes Frogs a dangerous foe.
Like ninja cyborgs.
(more) |
| 20 |
17 |
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EAST CAROLINA PIRATES
These Bucs won't stop here.
Invasion of Omaha
Imminent outcome.
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